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The Gran Vía 32 Building, also known as the Madrid-Paris Building, is a commercial building in Madrid which occupies the largest block of Gran Vía. Besides Gran Vía, it also borders the streets Mesonero Romanos, Desengaño and Gonzalo Jiménez de Quesada. The building was built in the second decade of the 20th century and signed by Teodoro de Anasagasti on an original idea by French architect Gaston Braive.
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