{"type":"standard","title":"George Washington Thomas","displaytitle":"George Washington Thomas","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5545760","titles":{"canonical":"George_Washington_Thomas","normalized":"George Washington Thomas","display":"George Washington Thomas"},"pageid":1014049,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/01/George_Washington_Thomas.jpg","width":272,"height":366},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/01/George_Washington_Thomas.jpg","width":272,"height":366},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1274713651","tid":"a9fe348c-e661-11ef-8bad-1e3ef37ef477","timestamp":"2025-02-08T21:14:21Z","description":"American songwriter","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Washington_Thomas","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Washington_Thomas?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Washington_Thomas?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:George_Washington_Thomas"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Washington_Thomas","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/George_Washington_Thomas","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Washington_Thomas?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:George_Washington_Thomas"}},"extract":"George Washington Thomas Jr. was an American blues and jazz pianist and songwriter. He wrote several influential early boogie-woogie piano pieces including \"The New Orleans Hop Scop Blues\", \"The Fives\", and \"The Rocks\", which some believe he may have recorded himself under the name Clay Custer.","extract_html":"
George Washington Thomas Jr. was an American blues and jazz pianist and songwriter. He wrote several influential early boogie-woogie piano pieces including \"The New Orleans Hop Scop Blues\", \"The Fives\", and \"The Rocks\", which some believe he may have recorded himself under the name Clay Custer.
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