{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
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Lü Xiaojun is a Chinese weightlifter. He is a three-time Olympic champion and five-time world champion competing in the 77 kg category until 2018 and 81 kg starting in 2018 after the International Weightlifting Federation reorganized the categories. He is widely considered as one of the greatest weightlifters of all time.
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